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LYRICS

ode to divorce

baby you know what i’m doing today and you don’t care

you saw me heading for the door

i fixed my makeup and i curled my hair

you don’t even try anymore

you didn’t ask where i’m going

didn’t ask when i’d return

i stepped outside and it was snowing

i’ll never learn

 

buttercup

(the first song i wrote for my fiance)

wait a second, i hardly know you

but i like you a lot

there is so much i want to show you

i have given it some thought

it’s too true

you’re too cute

you made me catch my breath

and i know this song is cheesy

but let me make it easy on you

there’s just one verse left

i wanna call you my buttercup

and when you’re down i wanna lift you up

there’s something about you, i can’t yet tell

whatever it is, you do it well

 

 

virgo

lady, lady lady tan hide

darken in the moonlight

let me lay and drag my pen

across your skin, skin, skin

across your skin, skin, skin

lady, lady lady wet eyes

tell me if you ever get wise

i would never think you greedy

for thinking i was less than what you need

shady, shady, shady oak tree

listening to all your joking

a clumsy walk around the garden,

oh, pardon, pardon me

oh, pardon, pardon me

lady, lady, lady, love me

if you want to— you are lovely

i would love to spend my days

loving you always, ways, ways, ways

loving you always

lady, lady lady wet eyes

tell me if you ever get wise

i would never think you greedy

for thinking i was less than what you need

for thinking i was less than what you need

thinking i was less than what you need

 

silly bitch

she said, “bitch, wipe those silly tears off of that silly face!

i’ve got tofu in the frying pan

so when you quit your cryin’, we can have a midnight snack

and talk shit about that man

who broke your heart,

but he is dumb

and you are smart.

So, bitch, wipe those silly tears of your silly face

 

shy guy

well, here

i know that this will make you feel weird

and i don’t mean to sound queer

i’ve got a crush on you

and hey

do you remember that day

when i got you to say

you’ve got a crush on me, too

and i ain’t got no expectations

i’m just glad we get along

oh, this is just a musical provocation

i’ve got a crush on you, thought i’d make you blush

with a song.

 

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