Wear this pin as a reminder to take things slow today. And avoid salt. And coat yourself in a protective mucous membrane.
I collected these snail shells when I was couch surfing in Southern California. If you have four or more snail shells you can mail me, I'll send you a pin for free! Contact me for more info at firstname.lastname@example.org.
I have several of these, so note that yours may not be like the ones in the pictures. Each shell is filled with hot glue, creating a durable boi.
My pins are perfect for your hipster-ass denim jackets, backpacks, hang it on your drapes, put it on a nice beret, I don't give a dang. Pick a thing and poke it.