Perfect for when your girlfriends are bein' fuckin' babies. Unpin it and say something cool like, "Shut up, Elizabeth." Made from a toy baby bottle I found in an abandoned house.
Inedible gold leaf, meant for decorative purposes only. Made from a set of clip-on earrings I got at a yard sale when I was a kid.
100% pure ground-up fairies.
Wear this pin as a reminder to take things slow today. And avoid salt. And coat yourself in a protective mucous membrane. I collected these snail shells when I was couch surfing in Southern California. If you have four or more snail shells you can mail me, I'll send you a pin for free! Contact me for more info at firstname.lastname@example.org. I have several of these, so note that yours may not be like the ones in the pictures. Each shell is filled with hot glue, creating a durable boi.
WHAT THE DUCK
Apple, you ducking know what I'm trying to type. Made this little guy from a figurine I found at the cool abandoned house where all the fuck-up kids would kick it. He's glass and probably old as balls.
i got this pendant when i was 16 in tennessee, at a hobby lobby. i’ve carried it with me all these years and i want someone to have it as a pin.
Vive en una piña debajo del mar
My pins are perfect for your hipster-ass denim jackets, backpacks, hang it on your drapes, put it on a nice beret, I don't give a dang. Pick a thing and poke it.