Be a walking billboard for a mediocre alcohol distributer while simultaneously silently communicating to your peers that you are a "cool kid", you know, the type to imbibe.
I have several of these, so note that yours may not be like the one in the pictures. Some have a little more wear and tear, but don't be too judge-y about that. They're experienced. They have street smarts.
My pins are perfect for your hipster-ass denim jackets, backpacks, hang it on your drapes, put it on a nice beret, I don't give a dang. Pick a thing and poke it.