HERE’S HOW IT’S GONNA WORK

I am so blessed to have a lot of interest in my products! However, because I make everything by hand to-order, I have decided to limit my order intake. I will be accepting 10 orders a week, and if I reach 10, this page will be replaced with a page encouraging you to come back next week. I will have a counter up saying how many available spots are up! Thank you so much for your support!

OPEN SPOTS: 1

Human Rights
from 20.00

See you there!

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Me & My Friends
from 20.00

See you there!

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THANK YOU
from 20.00

very important message

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every shirt is painted by hand to order!

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REAL WORK
from 20.00

previously only available as a tie-dye set, NOW AVAILABLE ON T-SHIRTS, TANK TOPS, and BLACK/WHITE CROP TOPS!! :)

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The Hello Shirt
from 20.00

sometimes you just need to let people know

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Please
from 20.00

hey there are so many things you could do today. you could look at pictures of a butterfly. you could make potato chips in your oven. you could high five a cashier. wanna know another thing you could do though??? support adult entertainers by purchasing the content we produce. that shit is tiiiiight

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WWJD?
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just a fact

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POSITIVE EFFECT
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Different things affect different people differently! If the adult industry has played a positive role in your life, this top is a pretty straightforward way to let people know. :)

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A Very Okay Sweater
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get some leaves on your sleeves, the very okay way

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Internet Princess
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"Princess dilemma: if Rapunzel actually had hair a hundred feet long... I mean, how much would that even weigh? Are you kidding me? She'd have these, um. She'd have bodybuilder level trapezoid muscles. What are those, those are the ones like the tops of your shoulders, right? She'd be buff as heck. Buff. As. Heck."

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F-Word
from 20.00

she lost her head off the human bone, that’s enough to make anyone say, F-WORD!

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NOTE: the black splotch on the right shoulder is not part of the design, it was just a little goof on my proto-type! Also, this design is not available in crop top because the design is too long.

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If Ur Strokin'
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"People masturbate for different reasons — it helps them relax, they want to understand their body better, they want to release sexual tension, or their partner isn't around. But most people masturbate because it feels good."

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agent skully
from 20.00

put some bones on your meat

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every shirt is painted by hand to order!

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The Gherkin Shirt
from 20.00

gher·kin

ˈɡərkən/

noun

  1. 1.

    a small variety of cucumber, or a young green cucumber used for pickling.

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Good Girl
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 "I fell in love with the victim of a cruel scientific experiment," he said, glancing at the woman he called Good Girl. "Again."

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Anal
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Perfect to wear to Mommy & Me yoga.

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Don't Sass Me
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It actually says "Don't Fuckin Sass Me," this shirt is aggressive, people will be like damn okay, i will definitely not sass this person wearing this shirt, and you'll be protected