BIG NEWS!! Every design (except the SWIRW tie-dye set) is available up to 3XL, and available as a crewneck sweater or a hoodie, without doing a custom order! Other sizes/other items available as always through the custom order e-mail form.

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THANK YOU
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every shirt is painted by hand to order!

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Speech Bubble
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very important message

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every shirt is painted by hand to order!

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SWIRW tie dye set!
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this design will be available on all my standard products very soon!

POSITIVE EFFECT
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Different things affect different people differently! If the adult industry has played a positive role in your life, this top is a pretty straightforward way to let people know. :)

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A Very Okay Sweater
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A Very Okay Sweater
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get some leaves on your sleeves, the very okay way

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The Hello Shirt
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Internet Princess
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Internet Princess
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"Princess dilemma: if Rapunzel actually had hair a hundred feet long... I mean, how much would that even weigh? Are you kidding me? She'd have these, um. She'd have bodybuilder level trapezoid muscles. What are those, those are the ones like the tops of your shoulders, right? She'd be buff as heck. Buff. As. Heck."

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Please
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hey there are so many things you could do today. you could look at pictures of a butterfly. you could make potato chips in your oven. you could high five a cashier. wanna know another thing you could do though??? support adult entertainers by purchasing the content we produce. that shit is tiiiiight

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Don't Sass Me
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It actually says "Don't Fuckin Sass Me," this shirt is aggressive, people will be like damn okay, i will definitely not sass this person wearing this shirt, and you'll be protected

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If Ur Strokin'
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"People masturbate for different reasons — it helps them relax, they want to understand their body better, they want to release sexual tension, or their partner isn't around. But most people masturbate because it feels good."

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WWJD?
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just a fact

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Anal
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Perfect to wear to Mommy & Me yoga.

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Tiddy Top
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for brunch with gramma, look super snaz

NOTE!!!! I have 5 small crop tops that look like the one in the picture. If you’d like a different size crop top, I only have black or white. I am still working on expanding my inventory. If you’d like a different size/different color, you can always fill out the form at the bottom of the apparel page and I’ll do my best to make it happen! :)

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The Gherkin Shirt
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gher·kin

ˈɡərkən/

noun

  1. 1.

    a small variety of cucumber, or a young green cucumber used for pickling.

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Famous
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well this is just ridiculous

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very okay pink lemonade
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the most realistic way to get me on your body

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F-Word
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she lost her head off the human bone, that’s enough to make anyone say, F-WORD!

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NOTE: the black splotch on the right shoulder is not part of the design, it was just a little goof on my proto-type! Also, this design is not available in crop top because the design is too long.

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agent skully
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put some bones on your meat

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every shirt is painted by hand to order!

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Good Girl
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Good Girl
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 "I fell in love with the victim of a cruel scientific experiment," he said, glancing at the woman he called Good Girl. "Again."

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